Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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