i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I am midnight drunk by noon
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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