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He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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