I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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