You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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