so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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