your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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