does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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