Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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