whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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