Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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