Dual....:-)
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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