I accidentally burped into my bong.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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