Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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