If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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