shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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