kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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