she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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