pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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