i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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