Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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