Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
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