Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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