no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I think my moral compass just broke
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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