Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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