I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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