Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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