we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
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Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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