I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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