at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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