I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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