What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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