I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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