That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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