Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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