do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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