butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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