U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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