they said they heard you say put it in my butt
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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