Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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