He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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