It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
