i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
where are my eyebrows?
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