Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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