honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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