how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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