office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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