I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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