how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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