Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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