k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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