White coat. Heels.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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