you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
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Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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