No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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